Squidward kept this shit real
you’re on tumblr so yeah you probs are tbh
I’m currently in the bra section in TJ Max with my mom, and this is how I fell right now. I feel like breaking down and crying, but no one understands
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.
it winked are you joking
raising awareness for turtle bullying.
a growing problem.
A very slowly growing problem.
This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it
i just logged on can yall stop
you know my name not my
Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.
SHE DREW A FACE ON A CARROT
THANKS BITCH ILY
1. I don’t mind my size
2. Im proud of who i am
3. Not everyone wants to kill me
4. I have amazing friends
5. Im hella cool and this face will be famous //hair flip
"Can we have some graphical sparkles and stuff added to that in after effects"
Honestly, first thing that came to my mind. only mildly disappointed this didn’t happen.