Sherbet

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

Am I gay?
Anonymous

perks-of-being-chinese:

you’re on tumblr so yeah you probs are tbh

your-not-invisible-to-me:

I’m currently in the bra section in TJ Max with my mom, and this is how I fell right now. I feel like breaking down and crying, but no one understands

your-not-invisible-to-me:

I’m currently in the bra section in TJ Max with my mom, and this is how I fell right now. I feel like breaking down and crying, but no one understands

people who stretch their desktop background

image

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

reggae-airhorn:

i just logged on can yall stop

reggae-airhorn:

i just logged on can yall stop

thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

unshaped:

SHE DREW A FACE ON A CARROT

unshaped:

SHE DREW A FACE ON A CARROT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

THANKS BITCH ILY

Bruh. Your not following me but still, you should do this okay friend? Hi! Once you get this post, you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly, and send it to ten of your favorite followers

1. I don’t mind my size
2. Im proud of who i am
3. Not everyone wants to kill me
4. I have amazing friends
5. Im hella cool and this face will be famous //hair flip

yunachan2:

"Can we have some graphical sparkles and stuff added to that in after effects"
Honestly, first thing that came to my mind. only mildly disappointed this didn’t happen.

yunachan2:

"Can we have some graphical sparkles and stuff added to that in after effects"

Honestly, first thing that came to my mind. only mildly disappointed this didn’t happen.