My friend has the saddest looking cat I think I’ve ever seen
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?
i have been waiting for this post my whole life
the first time a guy took me out to lunch, we decided to go to the carwash afterwards and we got the rainbow soap because its cool
We know what happened
Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless
((“That bull is sick of everyone’s bullshit”, *badum SSHH*… Fredwin told me to say that))
i am dead and this is beautiful
RACHEL I FINALLY FOUND IT
I enjoy watching white boys not used to the word ‘homie’ trying to say it to their friends. “Wait for me, homies!” Yes. Wait up my brethren. My joyous companions, halt for me, for I am down with the hippity hop. We are chums are we not? The four and twenty, ablaze!
I’m on mobile but I bet you that’s either Jake English or Starfire